Never run into a barbwire fence while wearing a scuba suit!

Nice title, huh??? It has absalutely nothing to do w/ this post! I thought it would get your attention! Here's a joke. Yes, it's very stupid... you must learn to deal. (please comment!)

So there's this bus driver, right?? And he's driving a bunch of nursing home ladies around (so they're old).
This old lady comes up to the front of the bus (only it takes her like ten minutes cause she can barely walk!) and she's all,
"Young man... do... yooouu want some almonds??"
and he's all, "Sure lady."
So he eats em, and they're ok but not the most thrilling.

She comes up again, and gives him some more. She's all
"Heeereee are some... some more almonds."
So he eats em, and theyre ok.

-a few long hoursof talking about knitting later-

After the tenth time with the almonds, the guy is getting annoyed. The almonds taste gross and the old lady keeps calling him 'young man' like she has no idea that he's 57.
So she comes up again:
"Hello young man.... do... do you want some more... some more almonds??"
Now he's steamed, but he refuses politely because he doesn't want her to die of a stroke. After all, he'd get sued. So he says:
"I'm sorry, Lady but I think I've had my share. Since you have so many, why don't you ladies eat them??"
And she says, "Oh... why... we can't!"
And he's all, "Why can't you???"
She says, "It's our teeth. They're... they're too old, and the, the almonds hurt them."
By now her disghusting breath is getting to the poor man, and he's wondering why he didn't go into engineering.
He manages to gasp out,
"Why on earth do you BUY them if you can't eat them??!!?"
And by now the man is seriously nautious. Her dentures are smacking on and off of her gums. He waits for her to reply, wishing that he had just eaten the nuts.

"Oh dearry, we , we don't eat the almonds. We don't even like almonds. We just... we just like the, the chocolate that comes around them. "


So next time you eat almonds, be careful... make sure you know where they've been!