My Homie, Naomi

Hey everyone.
Wondering who won the spongebob thing??

Congradulations to Naomi: You beat the second-runner-up by one word.
They put
"absorbant & yellow & porus like he"
but it's really
"absorbant & yellow & porus is he!" (@ least as far as I know).

So this post is all about Naomi, who won!

Here's a corny peom:

Who has blond hair?
Who has blue eyes?
Who doesn't like veggies, chinese food, or pies?
Who can run track
and play soccer, too?
Who has those jingley, christmasy shoes?
Who has good grades
(like a 4.0!)?
Who crashed into a rock when she first learned to mow?
Who's room is purple?
Nothing rimes with that.
So here's to Naomi...
You're everyone's homie!

So who does live in a pineapple, anyway?

Hey everyone! It's monday and I'm updating my blog. I have an idea... it's sort of a TV watching test. All you have to do is go to "comments" and post all of teh lyrics that you know of for the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. No waiting 'till the TV's on and listening to it... you have to do it all from memory. It's not that hard. I'll even give you a hint to start off with:

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...?"

You do the rest. For whoever wins (gets the most parts of the song right) , I'll make a post that's all about you... it's not exciting but hey it's cool!

SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
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S SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS S
P SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS P
O SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS O
N SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS N
G SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS G
E SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS E
SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
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Good Luck!
And just to tell you, if your comments are deleted for this post, don't freak out. If I leave them on there... people will cheat! Ahh! So I'll make a new post once everyone's tried, and I'll show what you all put for your answers!

Never run into a barbwire fence while wearing a scuba suit!

Nice title, huh??? It has absalutely nothing to do w/ this post! I thought it would get your attention! Here's a joke. Yes, it's very stupid... you must learn to deal. (please comment!)

So there's this bus driver, right?? And he's driving a bunch of nursing home ladies around (so they're old).
This old lady comes up to the front of the bus (only it takes her like ten minutes cause she can barely walk!) and she's all,
"Young man... do... yooouu want some almonds??"
and he's all, "Sure lady."
So he eats em, and they're ok but not the most thrilling.

She comes up again, and gives him some more. She's all
"Heeereee are some... some more almonds."
So he eats em, and theyre ok.

-a few long hoursof talking about knitting later-

After the tenth time with the almonds, the guy is getting annoyed. The almonds taste gross and the old lady keeps calling him 'young man' like she has no idea that he's 57.
So she comes up again:
"Hello young man.... do... do you want some more... some more almonds??"
Now he's steamed, but he refuses politely because he doesn't want her to die of a stroke. After all, he'd get sued. So he says:
"I'm sorry, Lady but I think I've had my share. Since you have so many, why don't you ladies eat them??"
And she says, "Oh... why... we can't!"
And he's all, "Why can't you???"
She says, "It's our teeth. They're... they're too old, and the, the almonds hurt them."
By now her disghusting breath is getting to the poor man, and he's wondering why he didn't go into engineering.
He manages to gasp out,
"Why on earth do you BUY them if you can't eat them??!!?"
And by now the man is seriously nautious. Her dentures are smacking on and off of her gums. He waits for her to reply, wishing that he had just eaten the nuts.

"Oh dearry, we , we don't eat the almonds. We don't even like almonds. We just... we just like the, the chocolate that comes around them. "


So next time you eat almonds, be careful... make sure you know where they've been!

Education is Seriously Twisted

wow... it's been a whole week since I forgot about this blog. I just had a busy week, but it all paid off- now theres only 17 more school days left!!!!!! (and somehow, in that amount of time, I'm gonna have to like get a b in biology instead of a LOL c+).
How are all of you guys? Still living? I guess it's not finals yet. l have latin finalls coming up. I guess I should study!
Anyway, this weeks Question is down there, and you all must comment!!


Do you think it'd be fun to be a hobo for like a week or something???

the start of a blogging century

Hello, everyone who is reading this post because they love me so much... (or because they're brousing, which is cool!) This is my first post on this blog.
Here's a wierd question... post your answer/ thoughts!!

If you were given the choice of becoming 10X as atractive as you are now, or as having a personality 10X better, which would you chose? Why??